But once in a while I am hit with a bit of whimsey. So let me apologize, in advance, for this post.
The other day I was looking over the cable channel menu and it occurred to me that there is always a Harry Potter movie on somewhere. I’ve
not read any of the books, but did catch some of the movies. Whatever else you
might say, they have interesting titles - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, etc.
All of a sudden my brain created some new Harry Potter
volumes.
Harry Potter and the Suppurating Sore
Harry Potter and the Monstrous Ego
Harry Potter and the Empty Chamber of Geraldo
Harry Potter and the Fiery Bean-dip
Harry Potter and the Half-Soused Raja
Harry Potter and the Psychedelic Sphincter
If you have J. K. Rowling's contact info, feel free to forward this.
