Sometimes
Mr. Trump has declined to mention his favorite Bible verses because “that’s very personal,” and everybody knows that Mr. Trump is a private person and
doesn’t like to share anything that’s personal. (For example, his modest comments about his "hand size.")
But I’m happy to report that in an exclusive to this blog I have been able to obtain* our Presumptive Wall-Builder in Chief’s top Scripture verses. You may want to write these down for your own study later.
Then
they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top to the
heavens, and let us put our name on the tower, in yuge letters.” And the Lord
came down to see the tower, and could hardly believe it. It was good, so good,
just tremendous. “It’s yuge!” God said. (Jenesiss 11:4-5)
When he was reviled, he reviled ten times harder
in return. Even if he wasn’t reviled, he preemptively reviled those who opposed
him. When he suffered, you better believe he threatened, and continued to entrust
himself to his twitter feed, which was yuge. (One Pete 2:23)
The saying is trustworthy and deserving of
full acceptance, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners. And yet
I’ve never done anything to need forgiveness. I’m very good and very smart. (One Timmy 1:15)
He who makes
peace between the people by inventing good information or saying good things,
is not a liar. (Bukhari 49:857…I
admit this is a Muslim Scripture, but hey, it is tremendous.)
The great thing about the upcoming Presidential race is that Hillary Clinton, too, loves the Bible. "The Bible was and remains the biggest influence on my thinking," Mrs. Clinton told the New York Times in 2014. Kinda nice to know that, either way, our country is in good hands. (Not small hands, either. Guaranteed.)
*I.e. make up